Anonymous whispered:
Hello, Daniss' pot. How's it smoking?

Hurray for anons. It’s smoking along greatly.

reaction to disney movie songs
age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA

missvoltairine:

A woman: men need to stop murdering women.

Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE

A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.

Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok

daddyslittletrophywife:

I dont understand the term “foodie” like.. we all eat. If you’re not a foodie you are a starvey like what.

A foodie is like the Gourmet of ghouls